I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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