the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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