Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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