thus making me awesome and them whores
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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