pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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