now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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