Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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