Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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