so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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