It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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