butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?