there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
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He had some BAD nuttage
It's like cleavage......... but different
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
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I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon