All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.