Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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