hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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