You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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