My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Randomize
