Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Randomize
