Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
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What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
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I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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