I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
wow bdsm is so cute
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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