throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
