no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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