Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
She told me I should be a condom model.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
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