That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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