I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
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I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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