Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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