i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
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I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
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I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
ok first of all what the fuck
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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