if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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