think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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