Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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