Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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