The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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