Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
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Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
This is my gift to your gina
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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