She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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