don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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