I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
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I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
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i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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