I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
