So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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