dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
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I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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