Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
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My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
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Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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