Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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