Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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