I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
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Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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