Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
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Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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