you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
she looked like the before picture.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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