YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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