My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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