My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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