guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
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Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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