why didn't you poke me back
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
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I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
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I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.