yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
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