also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
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Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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