the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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