I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
dude i'm inner monologue high
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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