Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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