Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
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