Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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